Tool man

This is how a REAL man carves a jack-o-lantern!

Good morning!

Anthony Munoz

How can it be that I simultaneously look both very very small, and
very, very fat?

Just like Democrat restrooms

... Except that we don't expect someone from the government to come in and shake it FOR us!

Urban Survivalist

Going on three days without power. Good thing I have theze "mad
survivage skillz" to keep me going.

I'm two days away from forraging for the kids' breakfast and rigging a
tarpaulin to collect sun-warmed bath water in.

Governor Palin!

Yummy!!

Believe it or not, I've never tried sushi until today. Damn, that's
good stuff!