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Mike says: In my world, the difference between a three star and four star hotel is the placement of the much needed crapper line.

High roller!

Mike says: After my receipt printed, the Luxor clerk apologized for the missed placed decimal point and missing zeros.

8:00 a.m. & the bar is open.

Not such a bad town, afterall.

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Mike says: "We made it", Eric exclaimed as her carried Tonya across the threshold, "Let the sinning begin!"

Don't rent Hertz!

What I'd most like to point out here is the notable abscence of 'agents' behind the sign telling me to wait for one. 23 people in line... One girl to help us!

Speed!

Mike says: Eric was at first skeptical when the tram driver said he could not let the speedometer fall below 55 MPH. But after seeing Keanu and Sandra run to the front of the tram, he knew this would not be another ordinary vacation.

Flight delays... The bright side.

Mike says: Life...The bright side!