Incipient Cerebrations: June 2007

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Dats how we roll...

Mike says: Translation: This is how we travel through the villages in our environmentally-sound-carbon-footprintless electric person mover.

Here!

Mike says: Home of the nation's densest population of Viagra use and simultaneous outbreak of STD's.

5 (dull) Stars

The nicest hotel in Unidella, GA.

Mike says: Since the scurvy outbreak in 1984...

Waiting.

Unidella, GA. One horse town. Bad place to have your transmission blow apart.

Damn!

Mike says: I thought I had given up male prostitution...but sometimes, you have to take one for the team.

Baby what?!?

Mike says: Other failed McDonald's concepts:

Baby Head on Stick Station
Baby Rack Station
Baby "Here put on these headphones and be forced to listen to Rosie O'Donnell for endless hours" Station

Tennessee

Switching drivers ...

Mike says: Alright this is a little like Twister. Tonya - left hand to driver's window. Eric - Right hand to passenger's do--the door Eric, the door...leave Tonya alone!

Finally

Heading out!

Mike says: Ahhhh 1248, just enough time to get this hitchhiker we picked up to the next rest area by 130. The guy has the nicest axe I have ever seen..

Friday, June 29, 2007

Everyone welcome Mike. Mike is my dear friend and newly appointed Incipient Cerebrations contributing author. See, I'm headed out on a two week hiatus which will include a pit stop in The Villages and the ultimate destination, Vegas.

When I was fretting that I would be unable to effectively blog from my little cell-phone keypad, Mike jokingly said that he would just look at my photos and make up his own little stories to go along. An idea was born.

Throughout the trip, I will be posting my moblog photos and one line headlines here, and Mike, having no idea what it is that I am really doing at the time, will make up a short (or long) story to "caption" my photos.

Mike's humor and writing abilities, as you will see, are beyond compare... I expect he will keep us all entertained while I'm off in sin city being the infidel that I am.